Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle